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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:17
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Which spiritual Baba is the richest in India?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
How is it safe to put tape on your mouth at night?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
share office space ...
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